The Colony of Dawhah is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning trout population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.251 billion Dawhahians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The thriving Dawhahian economy, worth 640 trillion districtas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 69,256 districtas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 230,510 per year while the poor average 15,505, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Military spending recently hit a new high, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Dawhah's national animal is the trout, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Dawhah is ranked 113,748^th in the world and 1^st in Doha for Most Developed, scoring 58.89 on the Human Development Index.