The One Party Republic of Davefunia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by President Dave with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.203 billion Davefunians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Davelond. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Davefunian economy, worth a remarkable 3,082 trillion Davefunian dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 217,029 Davefunian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Movie references are legally admissible in court, the sudden rash of anti-drug laws has left everyone dazed and confused, the average video game can be completed over lunch break, and Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Davefunia's national animal is the Great blue heron, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.

Davefunia is ranked 317,045^th in the world and 17,340^th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.97 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.