The Think-Tank of Das-husland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Doctadeth with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.653 billion Das-huslandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Das-huslandian economy, worth a remarkable 9,599 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 389,385 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On-duty Air Das-husland flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Das-husland's national animal is the Mongoose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is self-theistic.

Das-husland is ranked 3,622^nd in the world and 185^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 124.76 law-abiding acts per hour.