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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th
The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Jar Jar, you're a genius!
First Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Darths and Droids

Population15.398 billion

CapitalTheed
LeaderFirst Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim
FaithDice Rolling

CurrencyLost Orb of Phanatacoria
AnimalSummon Bigger Fish

The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of Darths and Droids is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by First Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, avowedly heterosexual populace, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 15.398 billion Cheddar Monks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Administration, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Theed. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Cheddar economy, worth a remarkable 5,268 trillion Lost Orbs of Phanatacoria a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 342,122 Lost Orbs of Phanatacoria, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists, and national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Darths and Droids's national animal is the Summon Bigger Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dice Rolling.

Darths and Droids is ranked 441st in the world and 9th in the Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 459.54 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10thMost Primitive: 10thHighest Drug Use: 12thMost Devout: 18thMost Ignorant Citizens: 28thBest Weather: 66thMost Beautiful Environments: 115thMost Inclusive: 158thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 228thMost Subsidized Industry: 294thMost Pacifist: 421stMost Compassionate Citizens: 438thHighest Food Quality: 441stLargest Black Market: 465thNicest Citizens: 545thHighest Average Tax Rates: 556thMost Advanced Public Transport: 579thMost Rebellious Youth: 619thHighest Poor Incomes: 753rdLargest Governments: 897thMost Cultured: 1,272ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,929thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,149thMost Efficient Economies: 2,318thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,008thHighest Economic Output: 3,099thHighest Crime Rates: 3,286thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,568thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,385thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,103rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,889thNudest: 9,798thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 16,366thMost Income Equality: 22,588thLargest Populations: 26,153rd
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 32nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 37th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 52nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 56th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 59th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 67th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 100th in the regionNudest: 110th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 132nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 143rd in the regionLargest Populations: 183rd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 211th in the regionMost Stationary: 348th in the region

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