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Most Valuable International Artwork: 309thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 653rdMost Devout: 658th
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Darmen

Population22.316 billion

CapitalScott City
LeaderPresident Alexander Woodrow
FaithChristianity

CurrencyDollar
AnimalGerman Shepherd

The Republic of Darmen is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Alexander Woodrow with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 22.316 billion Darmenis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scott City. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Darmeni economy, worth a remarkable 3,709 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 166,244 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Darmeni Embarrassments, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darmen's national animal is the German Shepherd, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Darmen is ranked 255,375th in the world and 94th in Rushmore for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -16.73 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 309thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 653rdMost Devout: 658thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,110thHealthiest Citizens: 1,508thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,533rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,613thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,820thLowest Crime Rates: 2,154thMost Efficient Economies: 2,332ndTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,635thHighest Economic Output: 4,190thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,190thBest Weather: 4,263rdLargest Governments: 4,318thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,525thRudest Citizens: 4,645thSafest: 4,685thLargest Mining Sector: 4,904thMost Influential: 5,503rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,912thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,675thLargest Populations: 7,395thMost Developed: 8,085thMost Stationary: 9,421stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,075thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,349thHighest Average Incomes: 11,895thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,626thTop
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Most Pacifist: 16,961stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,033rdSmartest Citizens: 23,252nd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Darmen, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off.
  • : Following new legislation in Darmen, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
  • : Following new legislation in Darmen, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Darmeni Embarrassments.
  • : Following new legislation in Darmen, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Darmen, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Darmen, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Darmen, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents.
  • : Following new legislation in Darmen, German Shepherd sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Darmen, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters.
  • : Following new legislation in Darmen, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.

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