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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,167thHighest Crime Rates: 5,346thMost Avoided: 5,363rd
The Fiefdom of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Death is my meat; terror my wine.
Influence
Hermit
Archon
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Dark Eldar

Population415 million

CurrencyPain Token
AnimalKhymera

The Fiefdom of Dark Eldar is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 415 million Drukhari are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.2%.

The all-consuming Drukhari economy, worth 36.0 trillion Pain Tokens a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 86,757 Pain Tokens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 293,630 per year while the poor average 18,943, a ratio of 15.5 to 1.

Aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee, a Commorragh Tourist Association survey has rated Dark Eldar #1 for number twos, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, and teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dark Eldar's national animal is the Khymera, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dark Eldar is ranked 319,514th in the world and 1st in Commorragh for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -8.94 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Top
1%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,167thTop
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 5,346thMost Avoided: 5,363rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,537thFattest Citizens: 9,570thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,222ndLargest Mining Sector: 12,571stTop
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 17,667thMost Secular: 22,564thHighest Disposable Incomes: 25,897thMost Armed: 29,465th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dark Eldar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Dark Eldar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark Eldar, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark Eldar, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark Eldar, a Commorragh Tourist Association survey has rated Dark Eldar #1 for number twos.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark Eldar, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark Eldar, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne.
  • : Dark Eldar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark Eldar, the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared'.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark Eldar, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.

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