The Literally Me of Danny Boy is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Daffy Duck with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.444 billion Danny Boyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Midnight. The average income tax rate is 41.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Danny Boyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,048 trillion cigars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 110,997 cigars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Danny Boy's hospitals, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime is totally unknown. Danny Boy's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Danny Boy is ranked 23,812^th in the world and 8^th in Top Hat Kingdom for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 65,488.58 Standard Monetary Units.