The Republic of Dannny land is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.311 billion Dannny landians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danny. The average income tax rate is 11.1%.

The very strong Dannny landian economy, worth 355 trillion STUFFS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 82,518 STUFFS, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Prison overcrowding is being addressed with a series of short sharp shocks, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Dannny land remains pure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dannny land's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dannny land is ranked 113,653^rd in the world and 2^nd in Old Contemptible Territory for Most Developed, scoring 58.9 on the Human Development Index.