The Federal Republic of Danjuka is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by elected Federal President with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.863 billion Danjukaner are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dan Liji. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Danjukaner economy, worth 410 trillion Dans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,333 Dans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, the number of judges has tripled in recent months, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, and boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danjuka's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is No official.

Danjuka is ranked 266,051^st in the world and 1,195^th in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.49 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.