The Republic of Daniel5 is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 14.364 billion Daniel5ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 73.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Daniel5ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,675 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,262 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, shoving people into lockers qualifies you for a ministerial position, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daniel5's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Daniel5 is ranked 49,173^rd in the world and 14^th in New Bilderberg Group for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,975.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.