The United States of Daniel13 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 13.806 billion Daniel13ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 56.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Daniel13ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,227 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,325 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, there's nothing more Daniel13ian than revanchism, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, and welfare recipients frequently parlay checks into homelessness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daniel13's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Daniel13 is ranked 89,696^th in the world and 55^th in New Bilderberg Group for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,069.97 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.