The United Imperial Realm of Danbour is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen-Empress Mathilde V Cedrickid with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.245 billion Danbourians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Retrinch. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Danbourian economy, worth 557 trillion Amtoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 131,368 Amtoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Queen-Empress Mathilde V Cedrickid claims to be the epitome of family values, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danbour's national animal is the Great Black Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Calcydonism.

Danbour is ranked 188,261^st in the world and 171^st in Aesica for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 34,681.27 Standard Monetary Units.