The Philosphical Conundrumsicles of Danationwithdalongname is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by DaLeaderwithdalonglonglongname with a fair hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 42.635 billion Danationwithdalongnameandereringians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dacapitalcitywithdalongishname. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Danationwithdalongnamean economy, worth a remarkable 4,893 trillion DaNationalCurrencyWithDaLongLongLongNames a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 114,770 DaNationalCurrencyWithDaLongLongLongNames, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bizarre-looking creatures called 'DaNationalAnimalWithDaLongLongLongerNamedogs' dominate wildlife preserves, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Danationwithdalongname's radio stations, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and the nation is completely gun-free. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danationwithdalongname's national animal is the DaNationalAnimalWithDaLongLongLongerName, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Da1truereligionwithdalongname.

Danationwithdalongname is ranked 301,958^th in the world and 2^nd in Meatpackers union for Nicest Citizens, with 1 average smiles per day.