The Principality of Dagortha is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 492 million Dagorthans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dagortha. The average income tax rate is 54.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Dagorthan economy, worth 22.9 trillion Gorths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 46,552 Gorths, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being dead no longer has any benefits, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", and calling dibs is an unalienable right. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dagortha's national animal is the Aurochs, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dagortha is ranked 95,955^th in the world and 4,618^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 955.7 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.