The Republic of Daffalily is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 23.395 billion Daffalilyians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 57.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Daffalilyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,890 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,794 $$s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daffalily's national animal is the laughing swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Daffalily is ranked 259,914^th in the world and 1^st in Islamic Iran for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.56 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.