The Dacarbatian Prophet of Dacky Basty is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jang Hwa-seok with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.489 billion Dackies are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arkaeus. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Dacky economy, worth 354 trillion Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,644 Won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, the latest government policy passed by a close shave, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, and many friends and relatives of Jang Hwa-seok have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dacky Basty's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Blue White and Red.

Dacky Basty is ranked 210,467^th in the world and 9^th in Dacarbatia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 32,628 Standard Monetary Units.