The Unholy Surreal Eyewall of D027 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hunter Decker with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.55 billion Card Hunters are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deck Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Card hunting economy, worth a remarkable 1,547 trillion Banks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,950 Banks, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, foreign leaders who don't applaud Hunter Decker's speeches are regarded as enemies of D027, and pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. D027's national animal is the Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Collectorism.

D027 is ranked 22,367^th in the world and 31^st in Windows for Most Corrupt Governments, with 92.44 kickbacks per hour.