The Kozáctví of Czechostan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.956 billion Czechostani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slajvekin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechostani economy, worth a remarkable 9,037 trillion cegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 377,271 cegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending is on the increase, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Czechostan's radio stations, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, and sex changes are routinely performed at Czechostan's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown. Czechostan's national animal is the robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Czechostan is ranked 523^rd in the world and 1^st in Absurdistan for Lowest Crime Rates, with 196.58 law-abiding acts per hour.