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Czechostan

Population23.852 billion

CapitalSlajvekin

Currencyceg
Animalrobin

The Kozáctví of Czechostan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.852 billion Czechostani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slajvekin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechostani economy, worth a remarkable 8,973 trillion cegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 376,231 cegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and glamping Czechostani won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime is totally unknown. Czechostan's national animal is the robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Czechostan is ranked 18,755th in the world and 1st in Absurdistan for Most Stationary, with 1,663.18707444848 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 57thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 70thLargest Welfare Programs: 71stHighest Average Tax Rates: 88thHighest Food Quality: 99thMost Cheerful Citizens: 102ndLargest Governments: 117thMost Cultured: 125thMost Inclusive: 131stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 133rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 136thMost Valuable International Artwork: 140thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 147thMost Advanced Public Education: 153rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 181stMost Beautiful Environments: 195thMost Rebellious Youth: 196thMost Developed: 197thLeast Corrupt Governments: 201stLongest Average Lifespans: 217thNicest Citizens: 263rdSmartest Citizens: 277thHealthiest Citizens: 326thMost Efficient Economies: 392ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 416thSafest: 474thMost Subsidized Industry: 480thLowest Crime Rates: 511thBest Weather: 513thHighest Poor Incomes: 527thMost Pacifist: 625thMost Scientifically Advanced: 912thLargest Publishing Industry: 977thHighest Economic Output: 1,080thHighest Average Incomes: 1,341stMost Patriotic: 2,782ndTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,933rdMost Influential: 8,923rdMost Devout: 9,474thLargest Populations: 9,907thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,313thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,167thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,568thTop
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Most Stationary: 18,755thNudest: 18,799thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,124thMost Income Equality: 27,003rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, glamping Czechostani won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, hay has been added to school cafeteria menus.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Leader's wardrobe.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, one can wake up in Czechostan and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.

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