The Socialist Federal Republic of Czechostan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premiér Jadwiga Kypchek with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.415 billion Czechostanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slajvekin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechostani economy, worth a remarkable 5,173 trillion cegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 297,054 cegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, Premiér Jadwiga Kypchek panders to nontraditional families, and war vets look after war animals. Crime is totally unknown. Czechostan's national animal is the robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Czechostan is ranked 245,522^nd in the world and 4^th in Absurdistan for Most Armed, with 0.09 Weapons Per Person.