Population | 23.852 billion |
Capital | Slajvekin |
Currency | ceg |
Animal | robin |
The Kozáctví of Czechostan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.852 billion Czechostani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slajvekin. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Czechostani economy, worth a remarkable 8,973 trillion cegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 376,231 cegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and glamping Czechostani won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime is totally unknown. Czechostan's national animal is the robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Czechostan is ranked 18,755th in the world and 1st in Absurdistan for Most Stationary, with 1,663.18707444848 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Czechostan, glamping Czechostani won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
- : Following new legislation in Czechostan, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Czechostan, offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield.
- : Following new legislation in Czechostan, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Following new legislation in Czechostan, hay has been added to school cafeteria menus.
- : Following new legislation in Czechostan, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
- : Following new legislation in Czechostan, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Leader's wardrobe.
- : Following new legislation in Czechostan, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
- : Following new legislation in Czechostan, one can wake up in Czechostan and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Czechostan, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Mexitropolis.