The Principality of Cyunzit is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 20.856 billion Cyunzits are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 52.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyunzitian economy, worth a remarkable 2,649 trillion Kurisus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 127,015 Kurisus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers, dessert dishes make up the Cyunzitian breakfast menu, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution, and hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments. Crime is totally unknown. Cyunzit's national animal is the Upa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyunzit is ranked 331,255^th in the world and 19^th in Khuzifenq for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -31.75 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.