The Grand Duchy of Cyril and Methodius is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.68 billion Cyril and Methodiusians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Spirituality and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.7%.

The very strong Cyril and Methodiusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,069 trillion roubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 45,152 roubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 134,252 per year while the poor average 11,905, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Crime is moderate. Cyril and Methodius's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyril and Methodius is ranked 181,262^nd in the world and 1^st in Novgorod for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.