The Holy Purple Easter Omelet of Cyclone Ranger Sigma is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Random Lord Sigma with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 877 million Rangers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Healthcare, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sigma Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.6%.

The powerhouse Windswept economy, worth 78.1 trillion silver bullets a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,009 silver bullets, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Random Lord Sigma's office, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, and gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cyclone Ranger Sigma's national animal is the scorpion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyclone Ranger Sigma is ranked 241,586^th in the world and 10^th in Cyclone Rangers for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.48 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.