The Apostolic Cyanless Kingdom of Cyanless Urcea is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.474 billion Cyanless Urceans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.4%.

The powerhouse Cyanless Urcean economy, worth 121 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 82,217 Imperial Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

People are turning themselves into worm food, economists claim no news is good news, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyanless Urcea's national animal is the Yellow Labrador, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cyanless Urcea is ranked 50,371^st in the world and 34^th in Rainbow Society for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 48.04 on the Kitten Softness Rating.