The Theocracy of Cutanthistan is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 3.144 billion Cutanthistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 19.5%.

The strong Cutanthistanian economy, worth 150 trillion lire a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 47,956 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy", the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and warning signs caution Cutanthistanians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'. Crime is moderate. Cutanthistan's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cutanthistan is ranked 191,512^th in the world and 1^st in Stiria for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.