The Corporation of Currencylol is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Dollaria with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.77 billion Currency are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, although Defense is also considered important, while Education and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Currency. The average income tax rate is 4.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Currency economy, worth 293 trillion Crony Bills a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,933 Crony Bills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home, the judicial system legislates morality, and many Currency are their brothers' keepers. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Currencylol's national animal is the Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Greed.

Currencylol is ranked 282,350^th in the world and 5^th in Nova Cyberia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.53 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.