The Republic of Cstdarg is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.711 billion Cstdargians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 40.7%.

The strong Cstdargian economy, worth 645 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,473 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, and schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cstdarg's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cstdarg is ranked 31,444^th in the world and 183^rd in Artificial Solar System for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 891.79 on the Clooney Contribution Index.