The Coffee Crystal of Crystalised Macchia is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.226 billion Crystalised Macchians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The strong Crystalised Macchian economy, worth 228 trillion coffees a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 36,702 coffees, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 236,552 per year while the poor average 2,300, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Crystalised Macchia's national animal is the phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Crystalised Macchia is ranked 10,971^st in the world and 14^th in Link to the FUTURE for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,739.28 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.