The Kingdom of Crozopoolis is a mid-sized, safe nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, hard-working population of 62 million Crozopoolisians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 23.9%.

The thriving Crozopoolisian economy, worth 4.57 trillion Tanzaniteses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 73,667 Tanzaniteses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Major boxing matches are held in government buildings, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Crozopoolis's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Crozopoolis is ranked 98,109^th in the world and 11^th in Aurelian Republic for Highest Poor Incomes, with 31,244.72 Standard Monetary Units.