The Republic of Crontab 2 is a mammoth, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning time population. The hard-working population of 6.205 billion Crontab 2ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 14.3%.

The Crontab 2ian economy, worth 303 trillion keepalives a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 48,869 keepalives, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crontab 2's national animal is the time.

Crontab 2 is ranked 244,841^st in the world and 7^th in Candy Tunnel for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 827.44 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.