The Republic of Crontab 14 is a mammoth, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning time population. The hard-working population of 6.285 billion Crontab 14ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.6%.

The Crontab 14ian economy, worth 283 trillion keepalives a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 44,964 keepalives, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crontab 14's national animal is the time.

Crontab 14 is ranked 209,553^rd in the world and 2^nd in The Bottomless Pit for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,199.37 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.