The Nomadic Peoples of Critters is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.318 billion Critters are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Crittersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,991 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,638 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The real art was the AI friends we made along the way, a PhD just ain't what it used to be, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Critters's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Critters is ranked 4,745^th in the world and 6^th in Old School Furry for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,489.15 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.