The Principality of Criil is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.462 billion Criilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reeal. The average income tax rate is 68.5%.

The powerhouse Criilian economy, worth 118 trillion Saliras a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,011 Saliras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, a government program is underway to revitalize Criil's beaches, and cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Criil's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Criil is ranked 62,295^th in the world and 126^th in The Frontier Sea for Most Developed, scoring 73.52 on the Human Development Index.