The Principality of Criil is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.607 billion Criilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reeal. The average income tax rate is 69.0%.

The powerhouse Criilian economy, worth 132 trillion Saliras a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,320 Saliras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Time flies when you're not having fun, the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, and prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Criil's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Criil is ranked 182,871^st in the world and 644^th in The Frontier Sea for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 294.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.