The Republic of Cretanja Queendom is a titanic, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Kitten population. The hard-working population of 11.916 billion Cretanja Queendomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.3%.

The Cretanja Queendomian economy, worth 554 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 46,498 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cretanja Queendom's national animal is the Kitten.

Cretanja Queendom is ranked 206,621^st in the world and 3^rd in The Cretanja Queendom for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 289.92 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.