The Cookie of Cream Puff Cookie is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cream Puff Cookie with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.03 billion Cream Puff Cookieans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spion. The average income tax rate is 28.6%.

The very strong Cream Puff Cookiean economy, worth 782 trillion yen a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 65,047 yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

National chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, and saying "don't do anything that Cream Puff Cookie wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal. Crime is almost non-existent. Cream Puff Cookie's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Cream Puff Cookie is ranked 302,431^st in the world and 3^rd in Dessert for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.17 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.