The Hen pecked husbands of Crazymonkeyjungle is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 38.099 billion Crazymonkeyjungleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tonic free zone 7. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crazymonkeyjunglean economy, worth a remarkable 2,956 trillion credit crunches a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 77,607 credit crunches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Crazymonkeyjungle's new capital, and the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazymonkeyjungle's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazymonkeyjungle is ranked 99,851^st in the world and 19^th in Yorkshire for Rudest Citizens, with 54.63 insults per minute.