The Coptic Kingdom of Cphrygia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pharaoh Amon IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.707 billion Cphrygians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nefrukhet. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Cphrygian economy, worth 143 trillion denebs a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,986 denebs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens bring dice to decide their vote when dragged to the polls, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside, a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections, and emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cphrygia's national animal is the Desert Ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Egyptian Shamanism.

Cphrygia is ranked 100,042^nd in the world and 1^st in The Pharonic Cphrygian League for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 11,615.05 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.