The Free Land of Coxia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jesse with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 23.477 billion Coxians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scar City. The average income tax rate is 55.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Coxian economy, worth a remarkable 4,322 trillion Butterflies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,121 Butterflies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's illegal to be caught on tape, Coxians seem to be catching more chills, people have become comfortably numb, and news headlines usually include p-values. Crime is totally unknown. Coxia's national animal is the Space Butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Coxia is ranked 106,389^th in the world and 5,505^th in Balder for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,239.2 on the Gilded Widget Scale.