The Federation of Coutock is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.186 billion Coutockians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Coutockian economy, worth 151 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 127,395 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 829,060 per year while the poor average 7,774, a ratio of 106 to 1.
The military's newest toy broadcasts Coutock's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, and frequent flyers are chiseled into statues. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coutock's national animal is the lobster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Coutock is ranked 195,880th in the world and 227th in Lonia Kreptia Llor for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Coutock, frequent flyers are chiseled into statues.
- : Following new legislation in
Coutock, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
- : Following new legislation in
Coutock, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health.
- : Following new legislation in
Coutock, the military's newest toy broadcasts Coutock's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane.
- : Following new legislation in
Coutock, 'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts.
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Coutock was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Anarchy".
- : Following new legislation in
Coutock, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
- : Following new legislation in
Coutock, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
- : Following new legislation in
Coutock, the government is a law unto itself.
- : Following new legislation in
Coutock, serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers.

















































