The Democratic States of Count of St Germain is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 4.747 billion Count of St Germainians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 13.7%.

The Count of St Germainian economy, worth 254 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 53,513 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, and foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Count of St Germain's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Count of St Germain is ranked 317,967^th in the world and 9^th in city for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -9.75 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.