by Max Barry

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Largest Retail Industry: 2,508thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,785thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,083rd
The Dictatorship of
Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone
The Foundation of Hope
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Cotoken

Population1.38 billion

CurrencyAxis
AnimalDeer

The Dictatorship of Cotoken is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.38 billion Cotokenians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cotokenian economy, worth 219 trillion Axes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 158,685 Axes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 973,953 per year while the poor average 11,315, a ratio of 86.1 to 1.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, and getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Cotoken. Crime is totally unknown. Cotoken's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cotoken is ranked 27,875th in the world and 28th in Kelios for Most Developed, scoring 84.1 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 2,508thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,785thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,083rdTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,872ndFattest Citizens: 7,696thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,690thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,275thMost Cultured: 10,668thHighest Food Quality: 11,917thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,388thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,445thMost Efficient Economies: 12,943rdMost Inclusive: 13,841stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 17,099thSmartest Citizens: 17,643rdLargest Publishing Industry: 19,475thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,544thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,158thHighest Average Incomes: 22,457thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,873rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24,770thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,827thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,864thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,931stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,089thMost Developed: 27,875thMost Politically Free: 28,298thLargest Welfare Programs: 30,143rdMost Pro-Market: 30,423rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 30,751stLargest Mining Sector: 31,035th
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Most Politically Free: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionMost Accessible: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionNudest: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cotoken, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Cotoken.
  • : Following new legislation in Cotoken, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Cotoken, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety.
  • : Following new legislation in Cotoken, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Cotoken, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
  • : Following new legislation in Cotoken, boys are shocked by the revolutionary lesson that women are actually human.
  • : Following new legislation in Cotoken, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Following new legislation in Cotoken, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society.
  • : Cotoken was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Following new legislation in Cotoken, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.

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