The Abandoned ExNation of Cornessee is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Old King Corni Corn Corn Corn with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.848 billion Cornesseeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cobb. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cornesseean economy, worth a remarkable 1,176 trillion Cornessee coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 79,214 Cornessee coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 289,061 per year while the poor average 15,413, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

The Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Old King Corni Corn Corn Corn Pics" has made Old King Corni Corn Corn Corn's mom a celebrity, in the pink ghetto (on the cold and grey Cobb morn) women promise no child will be born, produce markets have tanked in pursuit of the perfect potato, and some say that Old King Corni Corn Corn Corn can't handle the truth but can handle truth-seekers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cornessee's national animal is the Cornessee Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cornchipist Fundamentalists.

Cornessee is ranked 288,670^th in the world and 5^th in Sunset Shimmer for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,732.94 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.