Population | 821 million |
Capital | Wilmer |
Currency | cinz |
Animal | Human |
The Dictatorship of Corion Federation is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 821 million Corion Federationians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wilmer. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Corion Federationian economy, worth 51.5 trillion cinzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 62,725 cinzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Leader on Corion Federation's coulrophobia epidemic, and Leader has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corion Federation's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Corion Federation is ranked 59,181st in the world and 31st in The Creeds for Most Beautiful Environments, with 648.22 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Corion Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Corion Federation changed its national capital to "Wilmer".
- : Following new legislation in Corion Federation, Leader has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences.
- : Following new legislation in Corion Federation, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Leader on Corion Federation's coulrophobia epidemic.
- : Following new legislation in Corion Federation, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
- : Following new legislation in Corion Federation, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money.
- : Following new legislation in Corion Federation, pregnant women make easy targets.
- : Following new legislation in Corion Federation, government employees from Corion Federation dominate international lumberjack competitions.
- : Following new legislation in Corion Federation, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Corion Federation, the Corion Federationian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners.