The Glorious Reams of Copypaper is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 26.882 billion Copypaperians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.3%.

The thriving Copypaperian economy, worth a remarkable 1,561 trillion Papers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 58,074 Papers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 168,191 per year while the poor average 15,891, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

The government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, voting is voluntary, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Copypaper's national animal is the Inkjet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Copypaper is ranked 86,276^th in the world and 1^st in The Organization of Mount Doom for Rudest Citizens, with 60.47 insults per minute.