The Patriots of Conservative Christian America is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Donald Trump with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.068 billion Conservative Christian Americans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 61.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Conservative Christian American economy, worth a remarkable 4,314 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 330,145 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservative Christian America's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Conservative Christian America is ranked 2,865^th in the world and 1^st in League of Christian Nations for Most Corrupt Governments, with 298.22 kickbacks per hour.