The Armed Republic of Conrad Gebelein is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.648 billion Conrad Gebeleinians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 32.0%.

The Conrad Gebeleinian economy, worth 110 trillion forks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 41,661 forks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Parole hearings come with a complimentary ten-year extension, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and toddler groups have taken over local libraries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conrad Gebelein's national animal is the Militarized Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Conrad Gebelein is ranked 48,773^rd in the world and 1^st in Autumncrest for Safest, scoring 103.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.