The Holy Red Ochlocratic Fiefdom of Communal Seaday is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Obstreperous Blob of the Ungovernable with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.497 billion Anarchists are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Rave. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Anarchopilled economy, worth 345 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 138,169 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,248,719 per year while the poor average 1,838, a ratio of 679 to 1.

Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", AI citizens think only in binary, the government is on the side of working people (like CEOs, bankers and billionaires), and couples wishing to marry spend months at the circus trying to learn acrobatics. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Communal Seaday's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Freethoughtism.

Communal Seaday is ranked 319,645^th in the world and 1^st in Outer Rim for Nicest Citizens, with 0.43 average smiles per day.