The People's Republic of ComCzech is a mid-sized, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 93 million ComCzechians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 52.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish ComCzechian economy, worth 2.93 trillion CIEDCS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 31,490 CIEDCS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most foreigners can't name the leader of ComCzech, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and war is more of a science than an art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ComCzech's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ComCzech is ranked 233,022^nd in the world and 4^th in C I E D for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 29.37 on the Bus Surprisal Index.