The Theocracy of Colwood is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 5.697 billion Colwoodians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 14.9%.

The Colwoodian economy, worth 273 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 48,090 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colwood's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Colwood is ranked 206,857^th in the world and 1^st in Colwood for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 280.29 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.