The State of Colombianos is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 17.953 billion Banos hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.9%.

The strong Colombianosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,211 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 67,507 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the Governor has just been declared ruler of Colombianos in an international press conference, a major religion has been named as Colombianos's national religion, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime is relatively low. Colombianos's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Colombianos is ranked 111,561^st in the world and 4^th in Bogota for Most Beautiful Environments, with 550.46 pounds of wildlife per square mile.