The Grand Duchy of Collimia is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 255 million Collimians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 56.0%.

The Collimian economy, worth 15.4 trillion Nuovaliras a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,326 Nuovaliras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists call Collimian beach towns "the fine coastline", anyone can get ahead in life if they want to, street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by, and the dance skills of Leader are said to be almost as subversive as their politics. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Collimia's national animal is the Metauroch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Collimia is ranked 270,533^rd in the world and 62^nd in Rosaria for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 26.16 on the Bus Surprisal Index.